TIP OF THE DAY

twinkie023 · Postby **twinkie023** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:09 pm

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time :shock:

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:04 pm

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough :lol:

shrcpark · Postby **shrcpark** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:51 pm

Don't swim after you eat.

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:34 pm

Old ways won't open new doors.

shrcpark · Postby **shrcpark** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:31 am

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:05 am

always look right, left, and right again before crossing the street

shrcpark · Postby **shrcpark** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:47 am

Enter at your own risk

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:50 pm

Check the expiration date on groceries before you buy

shrcpark · Postby **shrcpark** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:09 pm

Don't go out with a wet head.

tinytim35 · Postby **tinytim35** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:30 pm

if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!

SantaShopper · Postby **SantaShopper** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:12 am

tinytim35 wrote:if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!

LOL!

Always check behind you when opening the door to make sure the cat doesn't get out!

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:38 am

Always feed your cat on time or they will knead you with their claws until you remember :cry:

Postby **ikey2** » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:54 pm

Don't Drown, it will ruin your day!

SavannahSparkles · Postby **SavannahSparkles** » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:16 pm

Count to ten when you get angry before you react

twinkie023 · Postby **twinkie023** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:33 am

If you don't know where your teenagers are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear!