TIP OF THE DAY
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twinkie023
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Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time
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SavannahSparkles
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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Don't swim after you eat.
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SavannahSparkles
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Old ways won't open new doors.
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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SavannahSparkles
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always look right, left, and right again before crossing the street
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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Enter at your own risk
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SavannahSparkles
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Check the expiration date on groceries before you buy
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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Don't go out with a wet head.
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if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!
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SantaShopper
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tinytim35 wrote:if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!
LOL!
Always check behind you when opening the door to make sure the cat doesn't get out!
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SavannahSparkles
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Always feed your cat on time or they will knead you with their claws until you remember 
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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Don't Drown, it will ruin your day!
“Every time a cash register rings, a food court employee gets his Buffalo Wings.”
Hester, Pat
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly!
Andy Rooney
Hester, Pat
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly!
Andy Rooney
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SavannahSparkles
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Count to ten when you get angry before you react
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.
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twinkie023
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If you don't know where your teenagers are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear!
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