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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:09 pm
by twinkie023
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time :shock:

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:04 pm
by SavannahSparkles
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough :lol:

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:51 pm
by shrcpark
Don't swim after you eat.

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:34 pm
by SavannahSparkles
Old ways won't open new doors.

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:31 am
by shrcpark
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:05 am
by SavannahSparkles
always look right, left, and right again before crossing the street

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:47 am
by shrcpark
Enter at your own risk

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:50 pm
by SavannahSparkles
Check the expiration date on groceries before you buy

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:09 pm
by shrcpark
Don't go out with a wet head.

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:30 pm
by tinytim35
if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:12 am
by SantaShopper
tinytim35 wrote:if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!


LOL! :lol:

Always check behind you when opening the door to make sure the cat doesn't get out!

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:38 am
by SavannahSparkles
Always feed your cat on time or they will knead you with their claws until you remember :cry:

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:54 pm
by ikey2
Don't Drown, it will ruin your day!

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:16 pm
by SavannahSparkles
Count to ten when you get angry before you react

Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:33 am
by twinkie023
If you don't know where your teenagers are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear!