TIP OF THE DAY

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby twinkie023 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:09 pm

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time :shock:

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:04 pm

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough :lol:
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby shrcpark » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:51 pm

Don't swim after you eat.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:34 pm

Old ways won't open new doors.
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby shrcpark » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:31 am

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:05 am

always look right, left, and right again before crossing the street
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby shrcpark » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:47 am

Enter at your own risk

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:50 pm

Check the expiration date on groceries before you buy
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby shrcpark » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:09 pm

Don't go out with a wet head.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby tinytim35 » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:30 pm

if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SantaShopper » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:12 am

tinytim35 wrote:if you sleep in your birthday suit & have kittens ALWAYS lay in bed with a blanket on top!!


LOL! :lol:

Always check behind you when opening the door to make sure the cat doesn't get out!

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:38 am

Always feed your cat on time or they will knead you with their claws until you remember :cry:
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby ikey2 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:54 pm

Don't Drown, it will ruin your day!
“Every time a cash register rings, a food court employee gets his Buffalo Wings.”
Hester, Pat

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly!

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby SavannahSparkles » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:16 pm

Count to ten when you get angry before you react
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

It’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.

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Re: TIP OF THE DAY

Postby twinkie023 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:33 am

If you don't know where your teenagers are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear!


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